does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

by captain poopypants November 20, 2004

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

not if its a female hobby horse

Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was

by princess gecko of lizard land November 22, 2004

you could drive a wooden person crazy

A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.

Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.

by Chainsaw August 4, 2005

Wooden Pallet

When 100 guys surround a girl and pick her up with their erect dicks and carry her out of the room.

The boys and I did a sick wooden pallet with Vanessa last week!

by Trill Gang December 30, 2019

Wooden Pickaxe

A pickaxe made of wood, how dumb do you have to be to not know this

why are you mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe

by Golferbc February 19, 2021

Wooden Pickaxe

Some useless shit, normaly used to mine 3 cobblestones.

Wooden Pickaxe: What do you need from me, creator?
Me: Mine 3 cobblestones.
Wooden Pickaxe: *Pikachu surprised face*

by Castlemilo April 25, 2019

Wooden Pickaxe

Typically your first mining tool in the game minecraft, (unless your doing some stupid challenge or spawn near a village) that will either become your first furnace fuel or weaponry.

Person 1: I use my wooden pickaxe to kill cows and other players once I get a stone one.

Person 2: really? I burn it for fuel.

by Sandwichan47 July 13, 2020