A magic wizard of black magic fuckery. Typically the term is used to denote a woman with specialized characteristics which include: dingleberryologist, digestor of hot pockets, cum whispering, and connoisseur of blumpkins. The term can both be derogatory and one of endearment.
by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018
Josh: wake up nigga we about to take a quiz.
Devin: *wakes up* oh shit when did this happen?
Josh: Ew nigga you got a nasty case of wizards gloss
Devin: Damn I better wipe this shit off.
Devin: *wakes up* oh shit when did this happen?
Josh: Ew nigga you got a nasty case of wizards gloss
Devin: Damn I better wipe this shit off.
by WillIamiamimnot September 12, 2010
A highly skilled individual who can quickly glance at a pair of titties and accurately name their size
That creepy guy with shades on the metro is usually a boob wizard. Whispers of "34C"s can be heard as he walks past.
by Meghansolo7 August 03, 2015
When you empty materials such as Coke and Mentos into a girl's vagina and watch the glorious explosion of the materials as well as some vaginal fluid.
by Nermie December 14, 2009
by Kyle needs to step up December 13, 2017
by ItzLyBiatch July 29, 2009
A person who derives sexual gratification by sucking the fart from someone's ass and then blowing back in to the farters mouth.
when she kissed me on the mouth and I tasted my own fart, I knew she was truly a wind wizard. And the boxes above link to other words a square brackets exampl when she kissed me on the mouth and I tasted my own fart, I knew she was truly a wind wizard.
by Chetballs July 06, 2015