When your WiFi is absolute dogshit and cannot play videogames without zipping everywhere, as if you were in Norms ordering a Gobble Gobble Bigger Better Breakfast while playing videogames.
Man1: Fuck dude this stupid baby Wraith downed me again!
Man2: ahahaha you have Norms' WiFi fuckface.
Man2: ahahaha you have Norms' WiFi fuckface.
by doomsday.jpg October 27, 2020

A WiFi Leach is someone who does not have their own network and feeds off of someone eles's WiFi, or always hangs around Starbucks to use their free internet.
WiFi Leach: What is your WiFi password?
Regular Person: It's "getyourownfuckingnetworkfreeloader", all lowercase, no spaces.
Regular Person: It's "getyourownfuckingnetworkfreeloader", all lowercase, no spaces.
by Mississippi_Man1 April 23, 2018

by IT Bandito. August 12, 2019

A Wifi Fascists are companies like Xfinity and other hosters that take full control of your wifi box and starts to restrict stuff for you without your consent, while having no ability to change it.
by Eascent September 29, 2023

Someone who consistently talks about how good/bad their WiFi is either to sound superior or to be given attention.
by Wifiboi May 29, 2018

by OllieOllieBoBollie January 10, 2020

by Pope$layer April 2, 2017
