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Norms' WiFi

When your WiFi is absolute dogshit and cannot play videogames without zipping everywhere, as if you were in Norms ordering a Gobble Gobble Bigger Better Breakfast while playing videogames.
Man1: Fuck dude this stupid baby Wraith downed me again!
Man2: ahahaha you have Norms' WiFi fuckface.
by doomsday.jpg October 27, 2020
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WiFi Leach

A WiFi Leach is someone who does not have their own network and feeds off of someone eles's WiFi, or always hangs around Starbucks to use their free internet.
WiFi Leach: What is your WiFi password?
Regular Person: It's "getyourownfuckingnetworkfreeloader", all lowercase, no spaces.
by Mississippi_Man1 April 23, 2018
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Check the WiFi

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.
by IT Bandito. August 12, 2019
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wifi fascists

A Wifi Fascists are companies like Xfinity and other hosters that take full control of your wifi box and starts to restrict stuff for you without your consent, while having no ability to change it.
Alexei: These Wifi Fascists won't stop touching my Wifi box.
by Eascent September 29, 2023
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WiFi Boi

Someone who consistently talks about how good/bad their WiFi is either to sound superior or to be given attention.
Person 1 - “My wifi is now 100mbps”
Person 2 - “Fuck off wifi boi”
by Wifiboi May 29, 2018
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wifi walkabout

When you're outside weaving around, phone aloft, on a quest to find wifi.
Dang, my moms doesn't have wifi, so I had to go on a wifi walkabout.
by OllieOllieBoBollie January 10, 2020
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Wifi Williams

the act of committing suicide via hanging one self on live feed.
Marv was so upset that Susan left him that he pulled a Wifi Williams.
by Pope$layer April 2, 2017
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