Mike's Weenie

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.

Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.

by andy1 May 13, 2007

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ween0rz

Hacker-speak for a plural of the male sex organ that protrudes from bewteen the legs in the pubic area.

0/\/\G. i 10\/3 ween0rz.

by Jordan P. October 27, 2005

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Weenie Deedling

The acting of playing with a honker

If she goes home with me she is in for some weenie deedling!!!

by John Manning March 24, 2008

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Weenfart is a normal bodily function in which a burst of air is secreted or farted out from the hole of the penis; much like the queef is to the vagina.

in laymens terms it means a fart out of the penis.

Doctor-" Any trouble urinating?"

patient- " No, but right before I pee there's a quick weenfart and then the stream is pretty steady"...

by Shanezore February 18, 2009

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Weenie hugger

Much like the "brown noser" a weenie hugger

Will fondle and play with a mans penis to get ahead in life. Wether it be to get a promotion, secure an inheritance, or just being an all around ass kisser, the weenie hugger will schlob any knob.

Q: dude, why does Kirk bring the boss coffee everyday?

A: because he's a weenie hugger

by Lucifer907 June 1, 2013

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weenoggle

When you pee in a bottle of mouthwash and place it in plain sight in your bathroom. The end result is that your guests will try to swipe a swig of it and end up gargling piss. If the mix ratio is done right the house guest will have no idea they have gargled pee pee and will think they got some of your mouthwash and that they are better than you. This is of course not the case.

After that skank left my house,I noticed the dust on my weenoggle was disturbed. Thanks to that dumb skeeze I get to put another notch in the cap of the weenoggle.

by Eddie Steve October 1, 2019

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