ween ween

A male object with a wittle nickname.

"Johnathon threw out his ween ween to get the succ" Betty sucked some good ween ween last night!"

by tanniebanana December 9, 2016

Sus Ween

A suspicious looking penis; A man who looks like he'd have a suspicious penis

That guy is a sus ween.

by Shlimal March 2, 2022

squeezing ween

The act of procrastination by jerking off.

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".

by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022

ween

When you express your feelings and cry about it. The act of being a weenie.

"Damn. That makes me sad. I'll ween about it later"

by naomithehomie June 15, 2019

Ween

Epic cringe, total uncomfort towards something to the point you want to hurt the person doing the thing.

People who smack their tongue while eating or drinking make me ween

by Lolatheshowgorl November 23, 2020

Bent-O-Ween

Halloween for bent people aka George Campbell

Yes bro you coming Frick Or Treating on Bent-O-Ween?

by Trussen February 13, 2024

Ween

1) Slang for "penis", "dick", "weiner", or whatever the hell you call it.

2) A cool, albeit weird AF rock duo consisting of Gene Ween (Gener) and Dean Ween (Deaner) originating from New Hope, PA sometime around 1985, and they've been making the brownest music known to man ever since. They're most well known for making the Ocean Man song, and for being mocked on Beavis and Butthead. One time they even made a song where the lyrics are a guy ordering a bunch of Mexican food.

1: I'm gonna shoot your ween off with a Nerf gun. Any last words?

2: Stephen Hillenburg was a fan of Ween, and for good reason!

by Honeycomb Dude November 18, 2020