by AA1D3NN October 12, 2020
Get the Weezer mug.A weekend spent exclusively with your boys. The consumption of copious amounts of alcohol and/or illegal drugs is absolutely necessary. Video games, cards, pool basketball, and the viewing of sporting events either live or on television is strongly encouraged. Boys' Weekend is the best time you'll have all week, but only if you abide by the Boys' Weekend tenants. They are as follows:
1. No females allowed – unless you're actively trying to bury your penis inside a stranger. No exceptions. It's called Boys' Weekend for a fucking reason. Unlike bachelor parties, phone calls to significant others are permissible...but only as a means of keeping your relationship alive. Keep it brief.
2. Thick skin. No one likes a sensitive bitch.
3. Be willing to flex on your fellow bros. Puff up, get big, and get ironically aggressive as necessary. Be a Louisianimal.
4. Leave no bro behind. You went in as a unit, you leave as a unit. Boys' Weekend doesn't officially end until every bro is accounted for. If you can't triangulate a dude's location, send out a Boys' Weekend APB. Do your part.
1. No females allowed – unless you're actively trying to bury your penis inside a stranger. No exceptions. It's called Boys' Weekend for a fucking reason. Unlike bachelor parties, phone calls to significant others are permissible...but only as a means of keeping your relationship alive. Keep it brief.
2. Thick skin. No one likes a sensitive bitch.
3. Be willing to flex on your fellow bros. Puff up, get big, and get ironically aggressive as necessary. Be a Louisianimal.
4. Leave no bro behind. You went in as a unit, you leave as a unit. Boys' Weekend doesn't officially end until every bro is accounted for. If you can't triangulate a dude's location, send out a Boys' Weekend APB. Do your part.
Simple Chris: "Hey Jersey Mike, what's going on this weekend?"
Jersey Mike: "Are you kidding me? It's Boys' Weekend. We are getting fucked up!"
Simple Chris: "My goodness."
Jersey Mike: "Are you kidding me? It's Boys' Weekend. We are getting fucked up!"
Simple Chris: "My goodness."
by BoudreauxBaby June 23, 2014
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a significant other who only comes around for the weekends. you barely see them during the week. they tend to disappear when you try to make plans during the week.
janet ( on a monday night) : oh, beth where's chris?
beth: oh i dont know. he only comes around on the weekends.
janet: oh he's a weekender.......
beth: oh i dont know. he only comes around on the weekends.
janet: oh he's a weekender.......
by lexicakes May 22, 2010
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Thursday night: Carraige apartments. Long road of apartments with big lawns, all lawns are packed with drunk kids.
Friday night: Celeron apartments. Again, just drunk kids standing around in the roads and parking lots.
Saturday night: The grand finale, X-lot. X-lot is a giant parking lot and it will be filled tightly with thousands of kids, just standing around drinking. Cops will leave you alone until around midnight, where they all hold hands and walk in a line to make you leave.
Thursday night: Carraige apartments. Long road of apartments with big lawns, all lawns are packed with drunk kids.
Friday night: Celeron apartments. Again, just drunk kids standing around in the roads and parking lots.
Saturday night: The grand finale, X-lot. X-lot is a giant parking lot and it will be filled tightly with thousands of kids, just standing around drinking. Cops will leave you alone until around midnight, where they all hold hands and walk in a line to make you leave.
by CTjeff April 3, 2008
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The badass who wears shades at night, and actually looks good doing it.
Related to Duke Nukem, Johnny Bravo, and Robert Patrick(the T-1000 from Terminator 2)
Often schemes up evil plots that involve
COMPLETE.
GLOBAL.
SATRUATION.
hraaaaggh.
Will kick your ass.
Often called Wesker
The badass who wears shades at night, and actually looks good doing it.
Related to Duke Nukem, Johnny Bravo, and Robert Patrick(the T-1000 from Terminator 2)
Often schemes up evil plots that involve
COMPLETE.
GLOBAL.
SATRUATION.
hraaaaggh.
Will kick your ass.
Often called Wesker
Albert Wesker can beat Sephiroth in an arm wrestle any day of the week.
HOLY SHIT! WESKER JUST FALCON PUNCHED AN OLD GUY THROUGH THE CHEST! FUCKING EPIC!
HOLY SHIT! WESKER JUST FALCON PUNCHED AN OLD GUY THROUGH THE CHEST! FUCKING EPIC!
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