screeching weasel

great band , ben weasel is a genious for his awesome pop punk tunes \m/

supermarket fantasy , stupid over you , stupid girl , you blister my paint , planet of the apes i wanna be a homosexual , the girl next door

by liam January 19, 2005

weasel talk

A backroom conversation that can be found taking place in a police facility (72 pct). A conversation which consists of spewing unconfirmed "facts", rumors, lies and flat out bullshit which angers, upsets and riles lawmen for no reason because its all a made up pile of horseshit.

Sal: did you hear that Meyer is having the mole rat, dress as a female pros, to go to the pocket park to try and sell his ass for a collar?
Gary: yeah nahh, that's weasel talk!

by weaselworm January 15, 2015

weasel stank

When a person pours on the cheap colgne or perfume and thinks they smell fine.

Holy Buckets! Jane's back to using that weasel stank again. Damn.

by Digger September 21, 2005

Sand Weasel

A vicious land predator characterized by it's inability to feel sympathy. It has a cute, fuzzy exterior and the ability to kill anything at any time in any place; seriously...it assassinated Abraham Lincoln...John Wilkes Booth just owned one. They are found naturally in large populated areas, where crime lords will pay them to assassinate ANYONE and EVERYONE. The German Poet, Alphred Von Schleeden Ho once refered to sand weasels as "The Sand Veazel" or "Little Satan." In Arabic: "Plague of the Ages."

There was no meteor to kill the dinosaurs, there was only a pissed off sand weasel.

by The collective of Zarloff January 14, 2008

Hairy Weasel

The unexpected exposure of a private body part. Sometimes happening in yoga or pilates class.

We were stretching our legs when I was greeted by the hairy weasel of the lady standing next to me.

by leahkate September 2, 2008

Chicken Weasel

1. A cross between a chicken and a weasel, also known as a cheasel or a wicken.
2. A random exclamation.
3. A come-back for random people.

1. Dude, is that a chicken weasel?!?!?
2. CHICKEN WEASEL!!
3. Girl 1: What are you talking about?
Girl 2: Chicken weasel!

by BeffyG December 16, 2008

weasel words

Language designed to sound like something without actually saying anything... Deliberately so ambiguous or watered-down as to be essentially meaningless.

Republicans are in favor of "Strong Family Values"

by Honor May 13, 2005