Shit washer

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.
Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!
by HeartlessSloth March 19, 2016
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Shakeproof Washer

Arsehole. If you're not familiar with shakeproof washers, take a look at the tow ball on your car where it attaches to the towing bracket. You will see two large bolts fitted with what looks suspiciously like a human sphyncter.
Nigel, I think a trip to casualty may be in order as my shakeproof washer seems to have an inhuman grip on your spam javelin.
by balconybelly November 11, 2011
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toilet washer

A toilet washer is an 8th grader
"Ayeee you're my favorite toilet washer "
by Whale niggers 😂 September 09, 2017
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Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.
My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!
by Fattymicgee December 07, 2023
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Gully washer

After anal sex with your fat boyfriend there is such a copious amount of blood,shit and semen that a pressure washer is required to clean up the mess.
Goddam fred-you’re gonna need a gully washer for that ass.
by RingedHog August 20, 2021
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toss-washer

Eat shit , you inbred toss-washer
by Ghostwing March 26, 2017
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wishy washer

a person who is unable to make up their mind
Amsa can never make up her mind, she's such a wishy washer!
by wishywasher June 01, 2021
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