Table Washer

Someone with special needs that receives minimal tasks to make them feel like they can contribute to society.

Wasn't she a table washer in high school?

by Kyleness6969 November 18, 2024

toley washer

A person who is useless to the point that the only trade they can get is washing toleys (a toley being a poo, jobey, shite, dump)

He's nothing more than a toley washer! (Scottish) Uch, he's nuhin mare than a toley washer!

by Martorious January 18, 2013

Twaddle Washer

Dick Sucker

Fek aff ya wee twaddle washer! English translation: Fuck off you little dick sucker!

by Caledonian_Spirit September 3, 2017

One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.

Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!

by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012

siamese pressure washer

when a man docks with another man and both men piss into each others urethras.

hey john, that siamese pressure washer was so nice last night!

by steven p. October 23, 2022

Washer Bung

When the person needs a bath so bad that the bitch creeps up on them and says "Washer Bung!"...
Typically when the Bung hole needs more attention than the rest of the globe

{Sleeping}*One wiff*

{Cheer Captain Screams: Washer Bung!}

by HaloTheHalo June 22, 2023

washer wave

When in a traffic jam and one driver washes their wind shield (windscreen) you will see the cars behind doing the same thing, similar to a Mexican wave.

Person 1: "Look my wind shield is dirty"

Person 2: "Wash it, you will create a washer wave!

Person 1: sprays screen "cool"

by owzDevil November 5, 2012