Someone with special needs that receives minimal tasks to make them feel like they can contribute to society.
by Kyleness6969 November 18, 2024

A person who is useless to the point that the only trade they can get is washing toleys (a toley being a poo, jobey, shite, dump)
by Martorious January 18, 2013

by Caledonian_Spirit September 3, 2017

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!
Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.
Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.
Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012

by steven p. October 23, 2022

When the person needs a bath so bad that the bitch creeps up on them and says "Washer Bung!"...
Typically when the Bung hole needs more attention than the rest of the globe
Typically when the Bung hole needs more attention than the rest of the globe
by HaloTheHalo June 22, 2023

When in a traffic jam and one driver washes their wind shield (windscreen) you will see the cars behind doing the same thing, similar to a Mexican wave.
Person 1: "Look my wind shield is dirty"
Person 2: "Wash it, you will create a washer wave!
Person 1: sprays screen "cool"
Person 2: "Wash it, you will create a washer wave!
Person 1: sprays screen "cool"
by owzDevil November 5, 2012
