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Wanky Chafers

Putting pounds of mud up your ass and then farting.
Man I tried Wanky Chafers and that shit hurt man. My ass cheeks got stuck together and it reeked like mouldy cheese. Fuck you Reddit
by PikBoi June 12, 2020
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Wanky

Something that looks strange or physically disheveled
She re-opened the envelope, so the packaging looks wanky
by gubzthewubz December 4, 2021
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Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
by Chefskiss October 9, 2025
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wanky in the sanky

A Finnish slang term used to masturbating right before bedtime.
Julle is always sure to get a wanky in the sanky in before he goes to sleep.
by AnonymousHyena May 17, 2023
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wanky

i mean, just… wanky.”
by sweetladykissessss May 19, 2021
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Thanky Wanky

The cookiecore way to say "thank you" or "thank you so much". In social media, after saying " thanky wanky", they add the silly emoticon :3
Thanky wanky vania mania kid :3
by Mrs. Cookiecore February 20, 2025
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wanky tip

wanky tip comes from the word "tip"
when somebody iz ridin somebody elses dick or iz just all on them all the time iz when u use it
dawg...dat nigga be callin me all the time...dat nigga on my wanky tip
by **Jasmine** April 23, 2005
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