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Wallop the donkey

Manspeak for having sex with the wife.

Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.
Friend: Another pint, mate?
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.
by Citizen Sade April 13, 2010
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Chief Wahoo

Chief Wahoo is the mascott for the Cleveland Indians.

The Indians had a kick ass team from 1994 until around 2002 then they started to fall apart. They are still a damn good franchise and the city of Cleveland wouldn't be the same without them.

As always there are many haters out there that try to bash Chief Wahoo. They tend to be Native groups or ultra liberal activist groups that are set out to burn all white males and piss on our ashes. I personally do not see how naming a beloved team after a group of people is raciest. When people name a team, they give them a proud name that is a symbol of strength and power.
I can't stand all of these liberal player haters fighting to destroy Chief Wahoo and any other American tradition. If they care so much about society, maybe they should clean up Cleveland's Public schools.
by Wahoo's second in command January 6, 2007
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Waldorf

A branch of private schools commonly found in mainly the US and Germany, and were founded by the Austrian Anthrposophist philosopher Rudolf Steiner.

Although Waldorf Schools are legitimate schools, critics continue to claim that the school is a cult, and that students are indoctrinated with the ideals of Anthroposophy. Though these allegations are probably false, Waldorf Schools do use some methods which may appear outdated or silly.

But overall it's a pretty good school.
Waldorf: the only school that is also the name of a salad.
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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walkoff

Baseball term used to describe the home team winning the game in its final at bat forcing the loosing team to ‘walkoff’ the field. Most prominently and dramatically used along with homeruns but can be used along with any event(homerun, double, single, walk, balk…) that concludes the game.
David Ortiz hit a walkoff homerun in the bottom of the 12th inning to beat the Yankees in game 4 of the ALCS, and the rest was history.

History: Apparently the term was first coined by Dennis Eckersley after giving up a “walk off piece” to Kirk Gibson in game one of the 1988 World Series. While the initial usage was considered negatively toward the loosing team (especially the pitcher) it is more prominently used in a celebratory fashion for the hitter.
by Tedwardxp August 1, 2006
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

A very wise philospher of the 19th century. Founder of the transcendentalist movement. Buddies with Thoreau and Whitman. Wrote an essay called "Self Reliance", which stated that every man should decied for himslef what is right, and follow that, instead of following what the group says. "Whosoever is a man must be a non-conformist". Often misunderstood by ignorant stooges who dont actually read the essay... the same people who say "Thoreau went and lived where for two years... what a pussy"
meathead 1 -"those trangendenerots or whatever are fucking stupid"
meathead 2- " right... dude lets go pick up the new fiddy cent album"
meathead 1- "sweet"
by Demosthenes March 10, 2005
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Waldo-bomb

The act of unexpectedly joining a group photo dressed as Waldo, from "where's waldo?".
-- I totally Waldo-bombed that picture.
-- Where?
by Dr. Footfoe December 12, 2009
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Walfordologist

Anyone who watches 'Eastenders' religiously . a Walfordologist , suffers withdrawals symptoms as a result of missing an episode .
Fifi is a a Complete Walfordologist today. she's spent the whole day online doing Eastenders quiz's , to make up for missing the first 10 minutes of todays episode she hasn't even had her dinner...
by Harry humperdinck January 16, 2011
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