walking cigar

A person who smells like smoke because of someone else's smoking habits. This condition is so bad that you can smell it from halfway across a school! The "walking cigar" is usually a fat person, which is why he is called the walking cigar and not the walking cigarette. He usually has no friends but still thinks he is cool. You will probably inhale some third degree smoke, so you'd better stay away from the walking cigar.

Guy 1: Eww can you smell that?!
Guy 2: Man, I think it's Jordan again, he's a walking cigar!

by *THAT* one guy April 20, 2014

Walking Like John Wayne

Used as a hyperbolic expression referring to a woman’s walk after a large amount of sex or sex with a man with a large appendage.

“Wow, she’s hot. A night with me and she’ll be walking like John Wayne”

by Brando1970 August 29, 2020

Walking Abortion

Someone who is so profoundly ignorant that you feel they should have been aborted at birth, yet they still walk the earth today.

That guy Joe is the literal definition of a walking abortion

by PickleSniffer69 July 16, 2021

pepi walkings

Phrase uttered to state that one has forgotten what they were going to say.

Metaphore Pepi (a dog) is the idea and has walked off without returning.

"So I said to him... ahh... Pepi Walkings"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

booty walkin

the male version of the "walk of shame". as men are rarely ashamed of their walk, they need a different term for it. noun form is the "booty walk".

man after i hooked up with Karen i was booty walkin the whole way back covered in hickeys.

by johnnybgood27 September 30, 2009

Keep On Wagging

The ultimate expression of joy, fulfillment and happiness. Most often expressed by dogs through rapid movement of their tails. Also applicable to humans who are dog lovers.

"I Keep On Wagging even though my favorite tennis ball rolled under the sofa."

"My job sucks, but the time I spend with my dog on the weekend helps me Keep On Wagging"

by Max The Golden Retriever February 9, 2010

Walking Eagle

Allegedly an old Native American term for a bird so full of sh*t it can no longer fly. In the last 10 years, this term has been applied to a number of politicians with comical and seemingly plausible back stories.

Senator Barack Obama was invited to adress a major gathering of the American Indian nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. he spoke of his future plans for increasing every native Americans standard of living, should he one day become president. He referred to his positive voting record on Native American issues as a member of the senate. Although the senator was vauge about the details of his plan he seemed very enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers and sisters". At the end of his speech the tribes presented the senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name-" Walking Eagle". The proud senator then departed to his motorcade, smiling and waving to the crowd. After his departure a local news reporter who was interviewing a group of chiefs who represented the Indian nations at the conference asked how they had selected the name they had given the senator, and it's meaning. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

by Mortis525 May 8, 2014