Wake up and skip the scene

To be used when someone is preoccupied with their own thought and keeps trying to talk about that, virtually ignoring what you said, regardless of the gravity of the situation of what you just said.

Dave: Hey, wanted to tell you how I sprained my ankle yesterday.

Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS

Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.

Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.

Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?

by almoh June 14, 2011

Wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy

When one wakes up with a roaring hangover, typically next to more than one girl who could only be attractive after copious drinking.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.

Fergus: That was some party last night, eh laddie?
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!

by Comrade64 March 18, 2015

Wake Up Dead

From the song Wake Up Dead from the 1986 Megadeth album Peace Sells But Who's Buying? Is something you don't want to happen if you've been cheating on your wife, girlfriend, husband, or boyfriend and sneaking into their house and not get caught because you will wake up dead.

Alright time to sneak to my girlfriend's house, let's pray I don't wake up dead.

by 0ld M4N October 17, 2020

second wake up

The most horrible thing in the world. It's when your mum wakes you up once but you keep on sleeping knowing she'll comeback and wake you up again. The gnawing sensation of waiting for her till she comes back is...so bad.

Me: aw man my mum gave me a second wake up today.
Josh: dude, how're you feeling?

by bo billy hick hop December 8, 2007

Clean Wake Up

Waking up without struggling, waking up fresh.

I always have a clean wake up but today I was struggling to get up.

by Suji-ya March 1, 2022

las vegas wake-up

You're on spring break in Vegas with some of your frat brothers and you meet these chicks from Minnesota or some shit. At 7 a.m. you finally crawl into their hotel room to pass out. Suddenly, you wake up feeling something weird and you notice the girl next to you is giving you a hand job.

Ex-girlfriend: How was vegas?
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.

6 months later...

Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!

by Sandra Browning April 22, 2008

wake up with jake up

Waking up in the morning with a boner.

I couldn't go for my morning piss as I had a case of Wake up with Jake up...

by EG & RK February 8, 2017