Waifu check

similar to hip check but performed on weebs

-Do You know Steven from 2E?
-Yeah, I've waifu checked him yesterday for his waifu shirt

by Matatt February 10, 2022

Waifu

A hentai lovers imaginary wife. Either has mental issues or is weird and has no connection with there father

Hey do you know that fucking loser who had a waifu.

by Joe_Bidenn November 20, 2021

Waifu

A waifu is the most sexy girl u will ever see. They aren't real but you can imagine what it would be like to be with them.

That waifu is so fucking hot. SMASH! I'm about to cuuuuuuuuuuu-

by NightSkyez January 12, 2024

Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)

Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P

by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021

waifu music

An umbrella term for a style of music (typically of the Future Bass and Chill genre) that contains many sounds from anime (such as gasps), particularly in accompaniment with anime thumbnails (especially female), and an overall 'vibe' that screams out, "I am a tremendous weeaboo".

Note; This does not stop the songs themselves from being at times decent.

Jimmy likes to listen to waifu music, all the anime sounds add one hair to his neckbeard for each over sexualised noise.

by Kashootme October 7, 2017

The Waifu King Incident

The Waifu King (Peter) went into AniList.com looking at a Siscon manga for 40 minutes. Right after he was caught lacking, the whole group chat flamed him and it was the start of his revenge. He soon started bagging waifus left and right and gained his title "The Waifu King"

Joel: "Aye have you seen Peter?"
Chris: "Nah, ever since The Waifu King Incident, hes's been going rogue"

by wushlongs1432 October 27, 2021

Waifu

Otaku word to say "wife". Many believe that only one waifu is allowed, which is true except for muslims who can marry four. Muslims are alphas and you can't do any shit about it.

Otaku: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Freddy Mercury: He's ju-
Waifus: Let us introduce ourselves

by JustSith April 20, 2019