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gay monkey virus

Contracted by being in the Ministri family or Ministri household for extended periods of time

symptoms include: retardation and mumbling words
on rare occasions: wingspan multiplying in length
Get away from Tj, “he got da gay monkey virus”.
by alexis dove November 29, 2021
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joke whine virus

This is the disease had by people who claim to be centrist who are actually conservative and conservatives. The disease presents as constant and unnecessary complaining or whining about people being progressive and wanting everyone to be seen as equal.
Alan: "Did you hear about Elmo complaining about people wanting to be called a new name?"
Lauren: "Yeah, I heard him whining like a trick again. He always seems to have something that is bothering him. Why doesn't he just be satisfied with the hundreds of billions of dollars he has and be quiet?"
Alan: "Cause he has the joke whine virus."
Lauren" "Oh, yeah. So that's why he can't stop crying like a bitch. Real comedy."
by von groovy September 14, 2023
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Corona Virus

Girl 1- "I hate the corona virus!"
Guy1- "Me too! It's ruining out summer."
by Avery Elle Baker April 8, 2020
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Happy Virus

by Hellhol July 24, 2019
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Woke Mind Virus

An illiberal and dogmatic form of left wing identity politics that analyses social issues primarily through the lens of supposed power differentials between morally ranked identity groups. Given to shutting down dissent from its orthodoxy by equating it with harm.
You can't believe anything that they say, they are infected with the Woke Mind Virus, they are incapable of seeing reality.
by The_Donald May 20, 2022
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The Virus

The infamous virus that wasn't taken seriously by an inept administration and was allowed to spread uncontrollably causing stupid idiots to buy all the toilet paper in the USA and price gouge cleaning products.

Known by its common name The Coronavirus
The idiots during spring break wanted to play with the virus, so the decided to party up on the beaches
by Dr. Shady Dre Slim March 23, 2020
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Vrushanked

The act of messing with a guy long-distance who is, at the same time, messing with another girl in his city without your knowledge.

extra points: if he is living with the “other woman
“I really thought he was a good guy.... turns out I got Vrushanked again!”
by kp1509 August 30, 2018
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