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Violent Texter

When someone sends multiple one sentence text messages in rapid succession when they are pissed off and are trying unsuccessfully to vent, or are in a situation that makes them feel so uncomfortable that they somehow have lost the ability to communicate as an adult. They feel that their inherit righteousness is somehow above all others, and that their personal needs should be met immediately.
Me: Dude, I had a 30 minute drive to Home Depot, and that bitch Mandy texted me 19 times while I was on the road.

Him:. Bro, that bitch sounds like a serious Violent Texter!
by Molexi August 1, 2019
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Violently friendly

When you are overbearingly nice to people in chance encounters with friends and strangers alike. This is more of a you need to be friends with in a passive aggressive way.
Friend A: Sara was being violently friendly with me yesterday and I wasn’t a fan.

Friend B: She probably didn’t mean it that way.
by YourePhinestHighness August 21, 2020
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squirting violently

Buff squirts violently when he sees duke
by bigfriendlybear November 7, 2020
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violent asparagus

A code word used to identify fellow gay people without alarming the straights
"VIOLENT ASPARAGUS!"
"What the...?"
"NEVERMIND!"
by Alaska-Green November 16, 2017
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violent hump

Thrust so powerful it causes bleeding for the person on the receiving end
I'm so tore from your violent hump. I'm never going to be able to have sex again.
by carpoolboy July 31, 2016
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Violent Sneeze

When a sneeze rocks your chicken nugget so hard that it becomes violent like a hard rocker.
I almost had a violent sneeze when I flipped my nugget trying to reach for a tissue.
by Jukola November 22, 2021
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Is a euphemism for eating out one's ass intensely, referring to the meme of a dude eating out another dude's ass while on the news report about a violent protest in Minneapolis.
"I was with this girl last night and things got hot and heavy. I ended up doing a Violent Protest in Minneapolis to her."
by violentprotestinminneapolis November 6, 2021
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