When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021
Get the Connecticut Pole Vaultmug. Vapor vaulting is the act of pressing one's anus to another's, particularly after coitus, when the undercarriages are at their moistest. A gaseous deposit is then made into the receiving butthole.
Yeah, man, we were wiped out, but we were sweaty, so I thought to myself, "Why not? I'm gonna try vapor vaulting you."
by De la frookster September 7, 2014
Get the Vapor vaultingmug. by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
Get the Web Vaultmug. A delicate and alluring term for the vagina, evoking the imagery of a treasure hidden behind soft petals.
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
Get the Petal Vaultmug. Typically used when talking about sports betting. Vault means you keep it to yourself. “Lay,” being short for Parlay.
*sends screenshot to your friend*
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!
by cherry cola north February 19, 2024
Get the vault laymug. To vault is to not say something that doesn't need to be said or unnecessary to add to a concersation.
Your adopted exclaimed Father. All i asked was for a cookie dad. Said the boy.
See how in this case father could have "vault it."
See how in this case father could have "vault it."
by Jinikatsu December 8, 2023
Get the Vault Itmug. by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the fish vaultmug.