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Exxon Valdez poo

When it seems like you've wiped your ass a hundred times and the toilet paper is still covered in poo. Reference to the huge oil spill in Alaska from the ship Exxon Valdez.
I'm taking an Exxon Valdez poo. I just keep wiping and wiping, and it just keeps coming and coming. Oh well, I guess I'll just sit here and let it dry.
by Robert VonAwesome October 10, 2009
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ValidL's

A twitter account posting the "L's" of the transgender community, the owner may or may not be failing school.
ValidL's: *posts something transphobic*
Comments: Ivan focus on your maths
by Sumgyen Pakistan March 14, 2023
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validify

verb
1. The act of both validating and verifying content.
Corey asked, "Have you looked at those emails and confirmed their validity?" Justin responded, "I plan to validify those later today."
by coreylee October 26, 2015
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Kimberly Valdez

Person: Have you heard of Kimberly Valdez?
Me: omg yes but don't say her name out loud she'll double penetrate you.
by alienbitch July 13, 2014
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Dirty Juan Valdez

When an individual wipes his ass with a cofee filter, brews a pot of fecal java and pours the brew over his woman as he slams the warhead into her. Inspired by the infamous Hot Carland Dirty Sanchez and similar to theGolden Shower.
Mr. Ken's girl was tired of getting Hot Carl'd so he surprized her on her birthday with a Dirty Juan Valdez!
by Dr. Switch October 24, 2004
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valid

A property of an argument in logic that preserves the truth, in which there is a neccessary agreement between the premises (assuming that they are true) and the conclusion; that one must undoubtedly arrive at the conclusion. It is not possible for the premises to be true, and the conclusion false. Note that validity is not the same as soundness, which is a valid argument that has all true premises.
Valid:
If I am in Paris, then I am in France; I'm in Paris, therefore I am in France. If I am not in France, then I am not in Paris; oh look, I'm in New York; therefore I must not be in France.
Invalid:
If I am in France, then I am in Paris; Woah! I'm in France, I must be in Paris...BUZZ! I'm actually in Bordeaux.
Either 2 plus 2 equals 22, or Santa Clause is real; but 2 plus 2 does not equal 22; so Santa Clause is real.
Unsound but Valid:
All mammals are cats (false, but assuming it is true); All cats are animals; So all mammals are animals.
by John Joseph O'Hara April 26, 2006
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ValidLs

some white kid who is transphobic on twitter for shits and gigs. typically white kid shit
news report: trans woman brutally murdered by transphobes
validLs: 🚬
sane people: wow what an asshat
by rmh_:)))) March 21, 2023
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