fry vacuum

when eating, the person next to you who keeps stealing your french fries can be referred to as a "fry vacuum"

Mike: "Matt, did you finish your food already?"

Matt: "Yes, thanks to the fry vacuum sitting next to me"

by The Keefer's 7 June 29, 2006

vacuum anal

Sucking out an anus with a vacuum until fully stretched beyond use.

I vacuum anal my girlfriend at night

by Sí Pappí December 7, 2016

Vacuum cleaner

aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!

Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!

by Juicybigsausage June 14, 2016

Hoover Vacuum

When your fucking a girl from behind, lift her legs up, kick her arms out from under her and push her around the house.

When performing the Hoover Vacuum, make sure when your fucking her, you push her around the house on her face.

by tsunde2009 December 18, 2008

hoover vacuum

When a girl or guy sucks some great cock

she/he gives head like a hoover vacuum

by Mr.Robare April 4, 2009

The Polish Vacuum

The act of having very short bursts of anal sex to build up air in the anus, while listening to a fast tempo polka.

Man, I was blowing farts for hours after Tony gave me the Polish Vacuum. I was louder than the accordion!

by The Oktoberfest Giggler June 2, 2012

Meat Vacuum

A female's Vagina.

More correctly, a female's Vagina that has had a penis within it's domain.

Often referred to a female's vagina that enjoys many penises, or has had many penises within (inside) it's territory.

Matt: Whoaaa! Jeremy, who's that attractive young chick over there?

Jeremy: No way dude! Stay away from that one. She's a total meat vacuum. She'll take any rod in her she can get. Baaaaad news.

by Leto Sheppard March 4, 2011