wife: i need some new shoes
husband:i gave younew shoes last week, and new earrings
wife:so...
husband:god, your a money vacuum
husband:i gave younew shoes last week, and new earrings
wife:so...
husband:god, your a money vacuum
by awesome luke June 20, 2008
Get the money vacuummug. when eating, the person next to you who keeps stealing your french fries can be referred to as a "fry vacuum"
Mike: "Matt, did you finish your food already?"
Matt: "Yes, thanks to the fry vacuum sitting next to me"
Matt: "Yes, thanks to the fry vacuum sitting next to me"
by The Keefer's 7 June 29, 2006
Get the fry vacuummug. aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!
Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!
by Juicybigsausage June 14, 2016
Get the Vacuum cleanermug. When your fucking a girl from behind, lift her legs up, kick her arms out from under her and push her around the house.
When performing the Hoover Vacuum, make sure when your fucking her, you push her around the house on her face.
by tsunde2009 December 18, 2008
Get the Hoover Vacuummug. The act of having very short bursts of anal sex to build up air in the anus, while listening to a fast tempo polka.
Man, I was blowing farts for hours after Tony gave me the Polish Vacuum. I was louder than the accordion!
by The Oktoberfest Giggler June 2, 2012
Get the The Polish Vacuummug. by Mr.Robare April 4, 2009
Get the hoover vacuummug. A female's Vagina.
More correctly, a female's Vagina that has had a penis within it's domain.
Often referred to a female's vagina that enjoys many penises, or has had many penises within (inside) it's territory.
More correctly, a female's Vagina that has had a penis within it's domain.
Often referred to a female's vagina that enjoys many penises, or has had many penises within (inside) it's territory.
Matt: Whoaaa! Jeremy, who's that attractive young chick over there?
Jeremy: No way dude! Stay away from that one. She's a total meat vacuum. She'll take any rod in her she can get. Baaaaad news.
Jeremy: No way dude! Stay away from that one. She's a total meat vacuum. She'll take any rod in her she can get. Baaaaad news.
by Leto Sheppard March 4, 2011
Get the Meat Vacuummug.