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vacation dick

A dick bigger than average that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis. Rather for a single one night stand.
Girl: omg, last night I hooked up with this guy with the perfect vacation dick. Just what I needed.
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by Momentual Grief Process June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A big dick from a reliable source you get when he wants to come thru.
Girl my vacation dick just called to come thru.
by Lyncher69 June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

Once in a life time dick. Either too small or too big it's a trip.
She had vacation dick and was surprised how short the weekend was.
by Faceoffate June 9, 2016
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vacation dick

Dick so large that any sex is extremely hot, yet very intense. Vacation dick can leave one incredibly exhausted from too much pleasure. Such sex is only good for one or two night stands on vacation.
"Hey Sarah, why did you stop seeing David? I thought you said the sex was incredible."
"Oh, it was! But you know... he had vacation dick and wanted to have sex every night. Shit got too intense for me! I need to get some boyfriend dick.
by Talienak June 14, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis that is of incredible size that one only receives on rare special occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I had vacation dick last night and it was the greatest, but you can't be on vacation every night or you get home sick
by Arseman92 June 17, 2016
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Vacation Dick

A dick that is so big that you can only fuck with it every so often.
I'm so soar from that guy with the Vacation Dick last night
by Austin_Ert June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis of a variety that one would only be mentally and physically prepared to receive once a year, to allow for the appropriate amount of mental and physical recuperation. Vacation dicks tend to be of a different colour and greater size to those that one is used to in domestic living.
Courtney: Omg, i got the best vacation dick when i went to Magaluf; i'm still trying to get my cunt back to its normal size and Daryl's white wonder just isn't doing it for me at the moment. Would not do that again for a while, maybe a year or two.
by AForSparta May 28, 2016
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