unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Unhappy Banana

It is when you take a sharpie marker and draw a frown face on a banana, then proceed to use it as a sex device without lubrication.

You got your unhappy banana all dirty, Steve.

by Uncle Splat January 11, 2023

Unhappy

Most of the people's faces reading my definitions

Melanie Martinez: Are you happy now? Are you happy, with your unhappy meal? (-py meal?)

by emmyandlola August 3, 2023

Unhappy ending

Sort of the same as a happy ending, only in this instance, they come on your back

Trevor was expecting something more from Phillip on their third date, but it ended up being an unhappy ending with mess everywhere ….

by Bondee August 28, 2025

unhavnable

un·hav·na·ble

adj.
Impossible to have: unhavnable goals.

unhavnability un·hav·na·bil·i·ty n.
unhavnably un·hav·na·bly adv.

The origin of this word is uncertain, but it can be considered the inevitable consequence of AIM.

"There was a time when walking on the moon was considered unhavnable."

"When chatting online, being pedantic is oftentimes unhavnable."

by Frank Polasek Dugan III May 4, 2008

Unhip one

Derived in the late thirties; early forties. Serious jazz lovers. The times to define the difference between the cool and the uncool. When snapping fingers took the place of applause. Unhip gave a flavor like the term "little grass hopper"; a student.

When someone tries to compare Miles Davis and Louis Armstrong as the same horn ...
Not only will a serious lesson follow but towards the end, an underscathing tone of "unhip one".

by Smooth Chocolate June 6, 2009

unapolitist

1. n. An unapologetic elitist

2. n. One is is aware of his advantage over the masses and feels no guilt over said supremacy

3. adj. Shamelessly transcendent

His unapolitist approach to life awarded him great successes and advancement over those unable to match wits.

by Shelite June 16, 2010