Tight Underwear

1) Stronger than tight.
2) Tighter than normal briefs

Man, thats some tight underwear g4.

by Osamma's Lama November 1, 2004

underwearhead

In a state of abject panic; acting out frantically and aimlessly. Derived from the image of someone running around waving their arms wildly, ricocheting off walls, and yelling gibberish at the top of their lungs, all while wearing underpants on their head.

"If space aliens ever invade, I just know I'll go totally underwearhead."

by Sid Dslaci July 29, 2008

underwear art

when you fart, especialy really wet, loud, or extra bad.

you might not wanna sit there, doughboy was just sitting there and he was making underwear art.

by paksta8827xx December 22, 2008

underweb

The underweb or "deep web" as it's sometimes referred to as, is an area of the World Wide Web where content isn't indexed by standard search engines.

Looking for the "good stuff," there's a site on the underweb that sells things like that.

by underweb.xyz December 10, 2017

furry underwear

One who has far too much pubic hair, which resembles a pair of underpants.

Jeeze, last night I saw grandma in her furry underwear.

by Byron McCitish October 14, 2007

magic underwear (mormon garments)

The most poorly kept secret from the mormon secret temple ceremonies (derived from masonic ceremonies)

magic underwear (mormon garments) are a two piece set - like a T shirt and long shorts

This current design is the garment of choice for most mormons. Previous styles have had full length legs, collars, cuffs and some were one-piece (a 19th century onesie).

Obviously designed by a man in a patriarchal society, Women are expected to wear a Bra over the top of their mormon t-shirt.

There is nothing apparently special about the garments. they are almost always white, but the magic comes from masonic symbols embroidered onto them.
The symbols represent a Masonic Square (⅃) a masonic pair of drawing compasses (V) and a masonic level (-)

Despite protestations from mormons that the garments are not really 'magic', every mormon will have heard testimonies and stories from other cult members about how their garments have saved them from fire, cuts, animal bites and even gunshot wounds

for example Paul H Dunn - a mormon general authority (a high Mucky Muck) told how, in WW2, a hail of bullets ripped off all his clothes, but left his body and garments untouched..... Of course, Dunn's stories are no longer quoted by cult members since his stories about WW2 were exposed as complete lies in a national newspaper...

Ann dried off after her shower and quickly donned her magic underwear (mormon garments), before putting her black lacy bra over the top

by DutchCappedCrusader April 30, 2014

I'm wearing green underwear

What people say to keep people from pinching them when they forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day. It's perfect because the pincher can't disprove it without being a creeper, which is a more serious offense than not wearing green on St. Partick's Day. Also works with bras for girls.

Note: Doesn't work if the pincher is an actual creeper.

Sean: Hey you! You're not wearing any green!
Rebecca: Yes I am, I'm wearing green underwear.
Sean: Let me see!
Rebecca: Pervert.
~pinch averted~

by Valentine Todd April 3, 2011