Tweet Beat

A game played on the TWiF podcast where Martin Sargent asks Sarah Lane which of two words was tweeted more over the last 24 hours.

"Which has a higher Tweet Beat: I hate Star Trek OR I hate Glenn Beck"

"Which has a higher Tweet Beat :Michael J. Fox OR Boston Red Sox"

by orangeguy81 August 9, 2009

tweet

An exclamation when someone gets insulted. Related to carry, as when a referee blows the whistle when someone carries in basketball. Originated in D.C.

Tweet! Bitch, you got carried!

by bcbc November 3, 2008

binge tweet

a random marathon of twitter posts sparked by a feeling of being unloved or bored, often times as a commentary or rant about an event important to the writer but of no interest to anybody else.

jason was binge tweeting his kid's birthday party yesterday. i was so bored i actually read it all.

by randombuffalo May 18, 2009

tweet-a-holic

Adjective or Noun; A person who is addicted to twitter. They tweet about 25 times a day and try to get as many followers as possible. Some may ask why they want all of these followers, but there is no figuring out a tweet-a-holic.

Miley Cyrus is a tweet-a-holic. Everytime I log into Twitter I see her face.

by theownzor June 6, 2009

Tweet the Deets

To put the details of an event on twitter. A phrase coined by the comic genius of Tosh.0

I legally have to say that I did not smoke salvia on the show but after the show I'll tweet the deets.

by Hough G Sack September 25, 2010

Tweet slut

A person who tweets so much about so trivial matters that you are forced to unfollow them because they occupy your entire screen, also see Tweet whore.

Today I unfollowed Jenny, that tweet slut can't spend an entire minute without telling the world she queefed.

by Leshrac, Walker of Night June 23, 2010

Counting Tweets

A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.

Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.

by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013