flat trot

British term for a slow horse, aka a stupid person

Don't be a flat trot, google it and figure it out yourself

by Psubabbler February 27, 2017

Trotting Chicken

This is a slang word for someone who is very beautiful.

Look at that girl over there, she’s a trotting chicken.

by 1dontkn0w February 16, 2021

trotsky trots

Old North London colloquialism for having diarrhoea, especially when abroad.

Ah bollocks mate, I’ve only gone and got the ol’ Trotsky Trots ain’t I?

by Cottage Pie May 3, 2018

Potty Trot

A swift walk and/or near gallop that occurs when desperately searching for an open bathroom stall during peak usage hours (See "Push Hour" definition).

I had to Potty Trot to the upstairs bathroom on the other side of the building to find an open stall!

by Kap21 October 2, 2018

Trot

To walk or travel toward a destination by negative influence or under bad circumstance.

If he really wants to fight Il trot over there right now!

by DontTradeIt March 1, 2017

finger trotting

To rapidly fap your... Yes?

Mom: Where’s Abbie?
Sis: She’s In Her Room!
Mom: What’s She Doing In There...
Sis: She’s finger trotting!
Mom: She’s WHAT?!
Sis: What Do You Think?!
Mom: TMI!

by Abigail Asher January 11, 2021

trotting harness

White trash girl (or any girl) wearing her best come and get me outfit. A woman all dressed up looking draw attention.

Uh oh Eddy must have pissed off Peggy again. She’s got her trotting harness on looking to get laid.

by Bucee the dog December 31, 2022