Tow-baller

A deviant male, usually always from South Australia. He will steal the tow ball nut from a car for some perverse sexual reason. Always targets people from Victoria.

Me "that fucker Craig stole my tow-ball nut"

Arry "oh he is South Australian, he will be screwing it onto his ween later, he is a Tow-baller"

by thosecrazykanooks February 28, 2024

Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.

She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!

by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

Kicker In Tow

(n) - The key element in a devious plan.

Of course we need Nixon masks for this bank robbery; that's the kicker in tow!

by Banzai719 April 20, 2011

Tow Burro

A "Tow Burro" is a Ram 2500 or 3500 diesel pickup truck used primarily for towing. It is recommended to hashtag (#towburro) when posting pictures of your truck towing heavy loads on Instagram.

Watch me tow my trailer with the Tow Burro. #towburro

by K2Steve May 20, 2018

Towing

When two people are connected by a double sided dildo inserted into each of their anuses.

John and Terry spent Saturday night feeling immense pleasure from towing.

by Latching101 May 21, 2025

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