Totting

verb: The actions taken by prostitots, or tots, during their path of destruction, a.k.a. penis consumption. These actions could be something as small as walking or approaching young men, or important as breathing and licking testes in the movie theater bathroom for free tickets to Transformers 2.

"Hey Jimmy, look at those tots over there totting it up!"

"Oh my god bro, you will never believe what happened. I saw my younger sister totting it up at the mall with her friends, and I almost hurled."
"Ew dude thats f*cking gross! What is she like... 13?"

"Hey mom, put on Maury. There are some tots on stage totting around."

by undergroundparagon August 11, 2009

Trottenham Hotsquirts

Jealous, bitter North London club that lost their final match of 05/06 season and the race for fourth to the mighty Arsenal when they underestimated a little bubble blowing club called West Ham. So jealous of their London betters were the Spuds that they claimed they were poisoned by the lasagne at the Grosvenor Square Hotel when really it was dirty Carrick gave them all gastro-enteritis. How we can never know for sure but it may have been due to his tendency to bend over.

Trottenham Hotsquirts: We were cheated! It was the lasagne at the posh hotel we stayed at made us sick (even though it was a local derby)
FA: Fuck off! You're out of the UEFA Cup in the first round instead of the Champions League next season.
Spuds: Not fair, not fair!

by A. Clare May 28, 2006

Tootenall

1. Exclamation of extreme excitement or dissapointment

2. A greeting or farwell

3. Code word among close friends

4. A state of confusion

"I just won a million dollars! TOOTENALL!"

"You just crashed into my Mercedes! TOOTENALL!"

"Talk to you later Loretta, Tootenall"

"Ah beep beep, Ah toot toot, Tootenall!"

by Rhonetta August 23, 2006

Dirty totter

When having sex the male lays on his back while the female lays sideways on the man's penis then she balances kind of like a teeter totter hence the name dirty totter.

Hey, honey. Wanna test your balance? Let's do the dirty totter.

by mother freakin March 5, 2011

Tottenville

The southernmost point in Staten Island, New York City, and New York State. Is the illest town in N.Y.C.

Tottenville is the south point of S.I., muthafuckas represent I'll die on SI

by City Kid January 31, 2005

teeter totter

1. A toy found on a playground.
2. A person who likes to ride the ass of a same sex partner, a faggot.
3. The act of butt-fucking.

1. Lets go play on the teeter totter.
2. That guy is a teeter totter.
3. He wants to teeter totter all over you rectum.

by Brandon B. October 15, 2003

Tottenham hotspurs

The biggest bottlers in the whole of English football always believing they are better then anyone else without actually winning anything.

They love to pretend they aren't bothered by West Ham United but they constantly try to prove to West Ham fans that West Ham are their cup final team when really Tottenham Hotspurs are just another team that happens to play in the same league and city. It's well known that West Ham fan's biggest fiercest rivalry is Millwall, they even hate minnows Sheffield United more.

I hope they don't bottle it again like Tottenham Hotspurs arrogant fuckers

by Spurzy_cannot_win_a_thing February 11, 2019