Tortilla

A Mexican girl, also know as a burrito

Did you see that Allan got himself a tortilla.
That burrito gots a fatty on her.

by Statechamp5 January 08, 2017

Tortillas

Something this beaner keeps calling me.

A white American that looks like a tortilla such as red, yellow and white with spot.

Why is Andrew such a tortillas looking as mother fucker?

by Itwillburnyou September 17, 2021

Albuquerque Tortilla

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.

Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!

Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!

by HadSandjob December 13, 2024

Tortilla Dip

The act of dipping your finger in a woman’s pussy or ass and eating what’s on your finger

Victor: How was sex with that Jenny girl?
Danny: I tortilla dipped her and there was some shit on my finger. It tasted nasty.

by DannyBoyz December 25, 2020

Crunchy Tortilla

When someone hasn't washed their coochie in a while and the skin gets all stiff and crunchy

Damn that girl had such a crunchy tortilla

by Animal Writes February 10, 2024

sad tortilla

Doing too much Juarez cocaine and not being able to get it up.

I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.

by JJJonesy January 15, 2018

Tortilla steamer

While during inter course the male will defecate inside the female vagina

Jimmy gave Sarah the tortilla steamer…

by Juan hungg l0 March 17, 2024