angel topper

Deeply closeted man.

Referring to a man so deeply closeted he sits between the bag that says Goodwill and your grandma’s old Christmas decor.

Yeah he says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.

by grillboss26 April 26, 2023

Pencil Topper

1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.

Bro, Natalie is like the perfect pencil topper.

by Castlemaniatv March 29, 2021

Topper Snorkel Double Cheek

Ask Delilah, it’s her favourite move.

Delilah is a pro meister with the Topper Snorkel Double Cheek

by Cisco3 December 11, 2019

chili topper

A punch in the tit.

Guys use to chili topper me in middle school all the time, and I liked it.

by Allzwater April 7, 2016

Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.

‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral’

by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024

nut topper

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".

by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014

Dirty Bun Topper

The act of ejaculating into a woman, inserting a hot dog into the vagina, putting the hot on a bun, and forcing the woman to eat it.

I was hangin' out with my gal pal yesterday and she said she was hungry, so I gave her the ol' Dirty Bun Topper.

by Brody the Rapist December 1, 2023