Toot boots

When you step in some sort of shit, and every step you take makes a squelchy and squishy noise.
Person: *shoes are squelching in poo*
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.
by xxx_MLGnoscoper_xxx February 08, 2018
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vagina toot

A pussy fart! Plain and simple. Technically the release of air from the front bottom.
Did you hear that vagina toot that just slipped out? High five!
by Loberson December 17, 2020
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Toot alert

When u farted and want to inform people that u farted.
Jake: “Farts
Jake: Toot alert
Me: Thank god I can’t smell your fart
by Abu-hmaid October 20, 2021
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toot sweet

Quickly, immediately, at once. This word is a corruption of the French ‘tout de suite’, which literally means 'all at once'
When his ex girlfriend arrived, he got out of there toot sweet!
by Manywaters February 02, 2007
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Poop Toot

The toots that come out right before you take a big poop. Usually extra stinky, a warning sign of what's to come.
Oh my God guys, my toot smells so bad! I think it was a poop toot! I'm gonna go sit on the toilet...
by pooptootsrock August 16, 2018
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Pooty-Toot

What a real burly man calls a fart. ie. construction workers, bikers, bar bouncers...etc
Dude that stinks did you Pooty-toot? Fuck yeah!!!
by Bear Banger January 16, 2014
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