When you fully cut a hole through a tomato the circumferance of your penis, Heat it up for 1.5 minutes. And Fuck it !
An Angry Tomato!
by Choo Choo Chugga August 29, 2010
An elite gay sex position often preformed by the homeless people of the New Orleans area. With lube being scarcely available to the destitute, the readily available tomatoes of the surrounding suburbs provide a practical alternative that provides pleasure - and a meal - for two.
by Notmyrealnameyo September 21, 2013
by ELO Soldier September 02, 2004
by nokami October 16, 2008
by Bruhpeepthisone March 13, 2021
Damn this tomato fetish is making everyday life hard for me, every time i go to the store i get super hard man.
by Appa^ April 03, 2017
1: beautiful woman whose mandatory attritribes include; medium to ginormous bosom, ample curves in the bust through lower hip region, general attitude ranging from fun-loving (overly playful) to downright crazy as a shit house rat.
At first glance she seems to be an upstanding member of the law enforcement community, but upon adornment of weekend attire and consumption of her first cocktail she exposed herself for the zesty tomato she truely is.
by neumsie July 13, 2006