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Hedge climber

A younger female who is sexually attracted to males of the older variety. This age gap can be upwards of 50 years. The aforementioned 'hedge' of the phrase is the coverage of public hair distributed around the older male's genatalia.
Oh my god, Suzy is such a hedge climber!
by dicksforhands February 6, 2017
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Hedge

A trimmed bush. i.e. trimmed or groomed pubic hair.
"I met someone last night at the bar - and wow - did they have a lovely hedge!"
by TechnoHippie December 22, 2015
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ball hedge

The males ball sack which has an overgrown forest that cant be controlled!!!
1. At closer look you have a pimple on your ball hedge

2. Your ball hedge taste rather salty

Homeboy1: when was the last time you trimmed your ball hedge it looks overgrown
Homeboy2: its difficult because i have to keep sharpening my trimmer, can you show me how to use yours?;)
by The master trimmer May 30, 2017
mugGet the ball hedgemug.

Hedges

A form of cartoony hedgehog creatures, usually in groups of 3, being together forever.
The Three Hedges, will be coming soon I hope.
by TJSaturn November 17, 2023
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Hedge Trimming

The act of eating a vagina covered in hair and eating some of the hair from the area.
Cory: Bruh Cynthia said you like hedge trimming.

Dan: Well it is something extra to eat aint it?
by Delebustda April 11, 2017
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Hedges

literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way
Did you see hedges today knocking that bloke out
by littleladyH January 2, 2022
mugGet the Hedgesmug.

hedge lecture

Noun. Also a verb, "hedge-lecturing". An unofficial and often illegal peer-to-peer educational method, done totally outside the purview of the educational establishment, in which one person teaches another some technical skill which can potentially be misused for harmful purposes. It is derived from "hedge sermon", when early Protestant clerics were banned by the Vatican from preaching in Catholic churches.
1. Vera gave me a hedge lecture in chemistry in her dining room. 2. I'm hedge-lecturing Max about how engines work.
by Witchdoc6146 June 13, 2010
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