septum funk

The rank smell that comes from a septum piercing that most people with a septum ring have experienced at one time or another. The smell differs amongst the individual. However, a common description for the scent is "roadkill and ass". It comes from the mixture of dead skin cells, nose-goo, and the fact that it's the inside of your nose with a new hole in it.

It can usually be solved with simple cleaning tactics.
I thought the gargabe needed to be taken out, but it was just a severe case of septum funk.
by hell's bells June 04, 2007
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Penis Funk

The smell that comes with a stinky cock. Similar to fromunder Cheese
I need to take a bath to get rid of this penis funk.
by GJakLang84 January 31, 2009
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Cole funk

A guy with a huge penis that loves fucking huge black bitches with his beanie on.
by Hunter Melton August 14, 2019
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prenatal funk

That apartment has some real prenatal funk.
by a bunch of degenerates. October 21, 2019
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grandmaster funk

one who has reached a high level of funkyness and has mastered the sacred art of coldchillenstompabustergetanyhotchick-fu and is also a cool person all around who has particularly very good taste in music
joe: i need a girl real bad
steve: i need to learn to fight asap
meagan: my music choice suck
grandmaster funk: joe you can have one of my girls, steve i bestow upon you fight game, and here meagan slam out to this short dogg cd.
joe: woah your such a cool person in any situation
grandmaster funk: i know we cant all be me
by fat the funky indivual December 14, 2008
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funk on sight

Means when you next see a person you will fight them
Girl: Next time I see that bitch its goin be funk on sight
by Shartisha May 29, 2017
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funk factor

A numerical rating system given to the smell of vagina's 1 being socially acceptable; 10 demanding immediate cleansing whether by douching or pressure washing
Damn girl, when is the last time you washed that thing your funk factor is off the charts!
by AdaMeaux March 01, 2009
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