tuxedo trots

When your at a wedding and have massive diarrhea flowing out of you while you run the the bathroom.

Mom: Where is jimmy going so fast the weddings about to start?
Grandpa: Oh he ate the Indian food; so he got the tuxedo trots!

by Nickypoo69 August 23, 2017

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Trot

An extremely rich and very powerful Saudi Arabian man in his mid 30s. He hates Israelites, Canadians, Catholics, Taliban (goat fuckers), ISIS, and anything to do with turkey.

Multi-Millionaire that has disowned more than 34 of his sons/daughter.

Person 1: what do you think trot's gonna get us for Christmas
Person 2: idk maybe a jet or something
Person 3: NEITHER OF YOU HAVE PILOTS LISCENCES
Person 1 & 2: (combined) FUCK YOU
Person 4: shut uyp

by There's a bomb in your car December 3, 2022

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Cock Trot

The dragging of the male genitals on concrete.

"That homeless mans dick has got to be un functional after that cock trot"

by Usedwetsock October 16, 2021

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Tahitian Trots

1. A warm muddy brown shit.

2. A hard poo that pushes against your prostate as you shit, giving you that sweet release.

1."Aww Buddy(friends dog), you got the tahitian trots.

2. (Bro 1) "Bro, that shit gave me a boner."

(Bro 2) "Bro, you had the tahitian trots!"

by Vlakid23 May 28, 2018

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Trot

When you’re playing a game and you’ve just been destroyed aka you’ve been stepped all over and wrecked.
Refers to being put to the ground and being stood all over

Person one “Trots man”
Person two “ffs, you need to get better”

by Panda.Mva December 21, 2018

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crook trot

An Aussie/Kiwi phrase for having continuous bad luck

Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.

by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

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