Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

Super bowl

Pretending to be a fan of the other team and praying the patriots don’t win

Yeah super bowl tonight who u rooting for? Oh well whoever is playing the pats

by Yeetirbeyeeted February 3, 2019

Super bowl LV

The Chiefs must have sensed the Bucaneers would be the ones gunning for them, sitting just off the coast in their flagship. Kansas City isn't an easy target though, it's pretty far inland.

Super Bowl LV is just about exactly who you thought would be in it at the beginning of the season.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Super Bowl Hangover

1. The aftermath of alcohol use during the Super Bowl
2. The drowsiness and fatigue after staying up all night watching the Super Bowl(non-alcoholic)

I woke up this morning with a Super Bowl Hangover after celebrating my team's win late into the night.

by Lana B. February 25, 2011

Super bowl LV

Even though they lost, the Chiefs were more entertaining, and that makes them special.

You don't see many guys throwing parallel to the ground after taking a beating like Patrick Mahomes did, the Chiefs don't quit. That made Super Bowl LV interesting, even if it was lopsided in score.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

Halifax Super Bowl

When 3 or more individuals shit in to the same public toilet without flushing, one after another. The effect is greater if none of the individuals wipe their ass in that particular stall. The result is a toilet bowl completely full of perfect brown turds.

Me and the boys blasted a Halifax Super Bowl in the Tim Horton's washroom.

by Larry Allarry September 27, 2019

Super bowl LV

Tom Brady is back looking for another one, the guy has been winning super bowls since some of us were in high school. He's also weathered a pretty boy, metrosexual image and come out on top more than a few times. Last years win against the 49ers wasn't an easy one for the Chiefs, but this one is likely to require a bit more creativity, since shutting Tom Brady's offense down over several quarters isn't likely. He's something of a football weapons specialist, if not the best to ever do what he does. The minute somebody thinks he's their grandfather is the one he uses it to pick the other guys apart.

Super bowl LV is going to be tougher for the Chiefs, they must sense that.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021