Oxford study

When an Asian woman/girl only goes after mid white guys. They’ll typically be the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen.

Me: damn that Asian girl is fine as hell
Bro: look at who she’s with, a basic ass white guy
Me: lame ass Oxford study. Too bad I’m black.

by RaymanOri June 2, 2024

Oxforditis

The illness that inflicts many of the Oxford College of Emory University's graduating sophomores. Symptoms include procrastination, irritability, slowness, and fatigue.

Oxforditis is Oxford College of Emory University's version of senioritis for graduating sophomores.

by Taythomyo April 21, 2013

st edwards oxford

St Edwards Oxford school. Low key good, but shit teaching. Girls are snakes and start drama while all the boys are pedos racists, both are rich daddy’s money pricks. The shells are violently bullied… for character!!!

Things to have to go to St Edwards:
- parents with a MASSIVE NETWORTH
- a north face
- a massive trust fund
- a crusty white dog
- a nic addiction

person 1 - « do you know of St Edwards Oxford «
person 2 - « oh yes! my friends son goes there! HUGE prick and gets 0 bitches »

by snug cb kid go je j go cvhy November 13, 2022

Oxford International College

This aint got shit to do with Oxford uni, dont get scammed. Ain't the best performing college, it's just the no.1 in 2019 for boarding schools.

Pig Farm.
they wanna make you shine(BOLD EGGIE)

A student in Oxford International College once said, if you wanna have a life, don't come here.

by 英俊潇洒令狐冲 April 23, 2024

Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.

I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage

by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023

The Oxford

An old mans pub, inhabited by losers.

I would never go to The Oxford, what a shit pub.

by Pete January 26, 2005

Oxford study

A term used widely online to describe a wmaf (white male asian female) couple. The term originates from a supposed Oxford study that Asian women have a preference for white men (though I have never seen it).

This term online is largely used to target Asian women who decide to date a white guy, who critics often describe as “mid”.

This term is hypocritical as it has a negative connotation, while a “reverse oxford theory” couple (asian male white female) carries a positive connotation.

This creates a possible theory that this term is largely spread by insecure men who are using it as a scapegoat for them being single. While racism does exist in the asian community, the term goes against the values of people who believe in:

- The ability to date who you want, regardless of race, without judgement
- Ending racism

Guy 1: “Is that Ashley’s new boyfriend?”
Guy 2: “Yup, Oxford study strikes again”
Guy 3: “Y’all just need to work on yourself, stop blaming others for your problems.”

by bliss81 November 2, 2024