Flower Mound

When your dog takes a steamy poop on your best friend’s chest

“Omg, Dottie just laid a Flower Mound on my chest.”

by crazyOD February 24, 2024

Flower mound cross country

Lol

Jdo Flower mound cross country

by Yyyyyytfhy September 25, 2021

Meat Mound

The fleshy, nasty mound of meat between Hope Solo's legs as revealed during The Fappening, Pt. 2.

Hope Solo's Meat Mound was on full display during The Fappening, Pt. 2, resulting in mass fascination and repulsion around the globe.

by 58 wolf kennel September 22, 2014

Mounds Bar

A dark chocolate and coconut candy bar.

*plastic rustling noises*

You want half a mounds bar?

Who eats a mounds bar?

Well, I do.

So, you go into the candy store and you see the hundreds of different options and you choose a mounds bar?

Yes.

So, what is it that you like? The Cocnut? The Chocolate?

Yeah both those things.

So, how long have you been eating them?

Well, I've probably been having a mounds bar two to three times per day for the last 25 years.

Gee! No wonder you cant walk, you have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are swimming in a pool of chocolate and coconut, here, give me that!

by ArbysChickenSandwichesSuckAss December 2, 2025

beaver mound

A mustache on a buck-toothed man; called such because his beaver-like teeth are visible under his bushy mouthbrow

Broooooo, check out the beaver mound on that guy.

by Crandle October 6, 2016

Termite Mound

when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.

"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"

by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020

mound stretcher

A particularly long, thick, and hard penis commonly found on gentlemen north of Hadrian's wall.

Tell me Mrs. McTavish, you said that your new born son weighed 25 lbs at birth yet three weeks later, he now weighs only 15 lbs. what happened? "Oh, we had his mound stretcher circumsized your majesty".

by Baffersty March 7, 2018