noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.
by Command post Captains November 08, 2009
by SillySausage42 September 04, 2022
When a man has butt sex with someone and after pulling out a woman covers the dick with mayo and the woman proceeds to lick it off.
by MAYA ZOOEY JORDAN & CONNOR October 05, 2008
by caretcaret December 19, 2009
another word for sperm
by Dani_O February 09, 2009
A mexican microwave is leaving the rest of your lunch burrito(or other preferrably hot lunch item) on the dashboard of a vehicle in warm/hot weather as to preserve it for continued consumption throughout the day.
I'm getting hungry again cabron, good thing I got the mexican microwave in the Dodge keepin my shit warm while I pick these fuckin strawberries. AYE.
by bigfnmike August 12, 2008
Possible Cause For Microwave Sex Could Be Premature Ejaculation. AKAGetting A Quickie From A Two Hump Chump.
Gina: I Heard Lucy Broke Up With Jeff.
Beth: Why Did She Do That?
Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex
Beth: That Sounds Kinky
Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.
Beth: Why Did She Do That?
Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex
Beth: That Sounds Kinky
Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.
by DGringo October 02, 2009