A relatively new breed of hippie/hipster that stereotypically resemble lumberjacks. Essential attire includes, plaid or flannel shirt, tight blue jeans cuffed at the bottom, work boots, trucker hat or coon skin cap, and beard. They prefer acoustic banjo over guitar, and romanticize farming.
by spinladen August 12, 2011
Get the Lumberjack Hippiemug. It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018
Get the Lumberjack Chodemug. A hearty soup designed with the survival needs of lumberjacks in mind. The soup was conceived by a Bowling Green, Ohio proprietor and is a popular dish at Myles Dairy Queen.
by Hey.YoungHumma.Hey May 19, 2011
Get the Lumberjack Vegetablemug. by Dassinbogs June 30, 2017
Get the Lumberjack Shitmug. A urination of significant length, volume and satisfaction that could be compared to the satisfying deep forest pissing of a largely boned and built lumberjack in an aromatic lushly foliated evergreen forest.
by Dick Grande July 3, 2022
Get the Lumberjack Pissmug. by broselophus rex September 5, 2011
Get the Lumberjack sistersmug. Tendinitis acquired from chopping wood.
by Ricardo Macho February 20, 2014
Get the lumberjack's elbowmug.