Kathryn

The Goddess o' Fart. A top-tier level god of the Commercial Art Pantheon, established by the third rule.

She buys people off Etsy.

The cult worshipped Kathryn because they believed her to be capable of overpowering Christopher. Incorrectly.

by Coffee Pot May 25, 2022

want to work with kathryn hahn

wanting to work or do something with someone for the sole purpose of making out with that person

example 1: aubrey plaza really said that she didn't care about marvel and that she just want(ed) to work with kathryn hahn and they just ended up making out in agatha all along lmao

example 2:

person 1: so she just asked me if I want to work with kathryn hahn tonight.....

person 2: omg girl you better get ready then

by motherhahn November 04, 2024

Kathryn

An absolute loser and a horrible friend. A pick me and a rly annoying person. Everyone wants to yell her and throw her out the window.

Kathryn: hi I’m kathr-
Literally anyone: stfu get away from me

by NobodyAtAll69 January 15, 2022

kathryn

A *cutesy* woman who likes being told what to do & who to be, but actually very terrible & toxic herself (passive aggressively). Born of a horny union (out of anything) of a young couple, raised by a terrible mother who pushes dreams to her because the mother has nothing, hoping the man she seduced would add quality to what the mother has not.

Tell her to screw random guys, as part of the corruption of fake liberalism &, liking being told what to do, she will! All to keep her bad british-type friends of san francisco. They are IDIOTS there.

A no-talent actress, comedian, screenwriter (??) & honestly, quite ugly too. Leads you to ask, "What is she doing in the industry?". Takes too much to her *posers* mother side of the family.

Eeek!! You are!.. The worst ever! You are a kathryn (common noun)!!!

by mrdabbleswithpotion December 07, 2021

Kathryn

A random country girl who loves dually’s

Did y’all hear Kathryn bought another Dually

by ToyotaLover February 11, 2021

Kathryn Wojik

A very beautiful girl who will always be there when you need her. She is usually very funny and can make you laugh till your butt drops. She is alsp very kind. But just dont forget...she can be like...REALLY stupid.

Human 1: Hey, dude, look at the new girl

Human 2: Yeah, her name is Kathryn Wojik

Human 1: Wow, shes like really pretty

Human 2: Don't let her looks fool you... I hear shes kinda wierd

Human 1: Nah, how could somthing that be wie- OH MY GOD, IS SHE, IS SHE FARTING ON THE TABLE ---NO NO, SHES POOPING ON THE LUNCH LADY WHILE SNORTING COCAINE!!!!!

Human 1: You were wrong man...she not wierd shes, shes---

Human 2: The wierdest creature that ever lived

Some random human: EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

*total caos behind human 1 and human 2*

Human 1: No man.....shes the most beautiful thing that ever lived

Human 2: Ummm.....

*Human 1 walks up to Kathryn Wojik*

Kathryn Wojik: *makes wierd gorilla shrieking noise while on all fours*

* Kathryn Wojik sniffs Human 1s ear*

Human 1: *smirks * Shes the one...dads gonna love her...weve been looking for something like her for years...

*Human 1 calls dad*

Human 1: Dad your never gonna believe it but i found the one...we can finally start out test ...muaaaahhhhhh

The end

by Sgsislife March 14, 2018