Cob Goblin

One whom resides on the dark side of the glory hole.

Beware the cob goblin lurking behind the wall.

by Old Milwaukee May 22, 2018

Mustard Goblin

Somebody who eats mustard with a variety of different foodstuffs. Usually in a snickering or eerily way.

Hey Jeff got some pretzels!

Jeff can we grab some?

Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.

Jeff can we have some pretzels please?

Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.

by Sports kid October 30, 2011

taco goblin

Another word for a Mexican would be 'Taco Goblin'

"Fucking Taco Goblins took our jobs!"

by asop March 29, 2018

Clout Goblin

A rare-subspecies of the Goblin genus who focus solely on acquiring clout or notoriety, instead of the typical goblin resources like gold or jewels. Unlike standard goblins, Clout Goblins have the ability to seamlessly assimilate into modern society and prey upon those with a surplus of clout. A Clout Goblin will continue to move throughout various scenes and social groups once clout levels have been depleted or once they've have been discovered by the host or the host's microcosm.

Person 1. Heyyy! Let's hang out later! We can take pictures with each other in your new Range Rover and post them on Insta.

Person 2: No. Because you're a Clout Goblin.

Person 1: *Hisses and turns into a pile of potash*

by 🐺 August 18, 2021

Ass Goblin

noun; a small (or medium if you like)gremlin-like creature who lives in your ass and comes out every half moon to eat crackers, sometimes watching tv and hogging the remote.

"has anyone seen my ass goblin? he's been missing for an hour" at which point, upon retrieval, said goblin returns to his happy ass-home.

by boone n' friendz August 22, 2003

Young Goblin

Young goblin is a person refered to ones youngest best friend
Young goblin is some one who’s best friend is the ace boon coon
Young goblin is a ride or die

Yeah I’m the ace but that there is my young goblin

by Cbcraig December 8, 2017

Nipple Goblin

I little goblin that jumps out of random shrubbery and bites your nipples.

Did you see that nipple goblin?

by funnyguy1000 March 25, 2011