Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.

Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024

Fiddler’s Fandango

A fiddler’s fandango is a fiasco where everyone involved is both at the same time incompetent, but live for the chaos of it all.

The government is a right fiddler’s fandango atm…

by Fiasco2024 January 11, 2024

Fiddler on the roof

The guy that a girl named Maria banged on the roof

So was that ur fiddler on the roof

by Tbest-evva July 30, 2017

Fiddler on the Roof

Scott Brownsword

Scott Brownsword did Joe on the roof at pop world (fiddler on the roof)

by Jollon August 12, 2023

Fiddler on the Roof

A sexual act in which three couples take turns freaking around, until it gets too crazy for the other two couples and they disown the third.

Brian, Greg an I did a Fiddler on the Roof with our girlfriends last night.

by Klein Duimpje September 28, 2018

Fiddler Chick

A lesbian with mad finger skills.

Woah! I totally got fiddler chicked! Damn!

by Fiddlerchik8me August 09, 2021

Kiddie Fiddler

Term most commonly used in descriptions of Charlie Hutton. See also nonce, pedo and cradle-snatcher

Look its a kiddie fiddler, must be Charlie Hutton on the prowl

by PedohuntersNI November 12, 2019