Belgium a country who is part of the Benelux and the European Union bordering Luxembourg, France, Germany and the Netherlands. It was formed in 1830 25 Augustus
It is know for surviving the biggest disasters of the world: ww1 ww2 and the Cold War
It is also know for the highest tax on work and for there Belgian waffles
And fries
There government is ridiculous
I can’t even explain it
Speaking about there government
They hold a world record of 541 days with no government
It is know for surviving the biggest disasters of the world: ww1 ww2 and the Cold War
It is also know for the highest tax on work and for there Belgian waffles
And fries
There government is ridiculous
I can’t even explain it
Speaking about there government
They hold a world record of 541 days with no government
American guy: Wow It’s so cool that France invented french fries
Belgian guy: What!? You’re kidding right? We invented fries.
American guy: No way! Why are they called french fries then!
Belgian guy: We invented these!
American guy: kills Belgian guy*
1 week later
American guy: WOAH these fries are delicious!
French guy: yeah you’re lucky Belgium invented them.
American guy: Oh-oh
Belgian guy: What!? You’re kidding right? We invented fries.
American guy: No way! Why are they called french fries then!
Belgian guy: We invented these!
American guy: kills Belgian guy*
1 week later
American guy: WOAH these fries are delicious!
French guy: yeah you’re lucky Belgium invented them.
American guy: Oh-oh
by Beneluxlover February 28, 2021
Get the Belgiummug. A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.
Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*
Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.
Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.
by Sproogli March 23, 2024
Get the Leopold II of Belgium statuemug. Belgium seems like a Belgium to me.
by Moosemilkowen June 12, 2022
Get the Belgiummug. by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023
Get the Belgium surprisemug. by The lowercase G April 20, 2018
Get the belgium french frymug. When a man stands naked over another laying down, head to tails, and pours a Belgium beer down his back soaking his balls and proceeds to tea bag them. Hence, a Belgium dip.
by K@ble June 1, 2024
Get the Belgium Dipmug.