womb lard

The often creamy, white natural lubricant produced by a vagina during a fucking, finger blasting or general arousal.

a) 'oh shit bro, there's womb lard all over my shaft/hand/vase/t-shirt/shoe/table leg/Doberman'
b) 'it was womb lard for sure bro, I collected it and basted a turkey that same day'
c) 'fuck it was gross bro, womb lard everywhere; like a fucking butter massacre'

by fucktardtranslations May 21, 2020

Womb Store

A store whereas you can purchase new and used wombs with L.E.D. lighting, infrared sensors, and alarms that go off when your too close to the vagina.

Roomy Womb Store

by Dally1234 July 24, 2010

womb-ies

A set of adult twins that share a residence.

Those twins lived together in the womb and now they are grown up and we call them womb-ies.

by Emelie Awesome August 28, 2017

shit the womb

To take a fat shit while being pulled out of your mothers womb

"When i was born, the first thing i did was shit the womb"

by greyshxt August 05, 2023

Bed Womb

Bed Womb

Going to bed early in my bed womb, felling safe and cosy, snug and warm.

by Mrbute September 01, 2023

Womb broom

A rather large mustache that brushes the Labia Major area during cunninglingus.

While down on my squeeze I used my womb broom to sweep the va JJ.

by Time for time January 01, 2022

Womb donor

A worthless mother

Rhonda's Daughter: "I consider my mother a womb donor because my Aunt Darcy was actually the one who raised me"

by Shur2plz February 28, 2017