young waldo

A player that leaves girls asking themselves "where's Waldo?" When he's already with another girl.

(His naive ex): where's waldo?
(Homeboy) Young Waldo? That player is going with your best friend now.

by UrbanDictionaryEnthusiast April 25, 2014

Milkgie Waldo

A guy who looks like Waldo - loves to drink milk and is addicted to maggie. Funky at all times.

He's a Milkgie Waldo, always drinking milk and eating maggie!

by Katy Platypus July 31, 2017

Waldo

A person who never shows up to practice and always gets roasted and is easily depressed And has terrible Grammer

Hey do you see that gay kid Waldo

by The legendary cool guy April 11, 2016

Waldo wigglestick

The act of putting your penis in the glory hole behind the loves truck stop in Waldo, Fl.

I went down to loves and did the ole Waldo wigglestick last night and got arrested by an undercover cop. Not sure why he blew me first but here we are.

by Armydog81 December 14, 2023

Waldo

A unisex restroom.

She snuck into a Waldo. Have you seen a Waldo?

by Mathew Aphasia April 18, 2024

waldo

where the fuck is he

where's waldo

by Kian the Moron July 27, 2023

Waldo

The G.O.A.T of hide and seek, only rivaled by Dad, the TV remote, and Tupperware lids.

Where the fuck is Waldo?

by buddy retard July 24, 2020