if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023

saying RAWR all the time

means whore

Girl: RAWR ;)
Boy1: o__o
Girl: RAWR ;)
Boy2: O___O
Boy1: Dude, shes a whore. (saying RAWR all the time)

by asdfghjkl00 July 23, 2010

Hop in the time machine

The act of having sex with your wife/girlfriend's younger, but similar looking sister.

Hey man your wife's sister looks just like her. Why don't you hop in the time machine and relive the glory of days past.

by sniper98g July 19, 2014

Show "someone" the time

A threat to kill someone.

Inspired from an old tradition of carrying out execution sentences in the "Piazza San Marco", Venice, Italy. The convict will be facing the infamous clock "Torre dell'Orologio" and the last thing he'll be seeing is "time".

-Person A: Yo Tony, if you don't get me that money in 2 days, I'm gonna show you the time!

Show "someone" the time

by Blackteawithmint September 27, 2019

Love in the Time of Callera

The era when a phone call may be your only means of connecting with a loved one.

... with a hat tip to Colombian Nobel-prize-winning author Gabriel García Márquez for his 1985 novel Love In the Time of Cholera.

She wondered how long it would be until they could touch each other, see each other, breathe the same air. But he could call, she could hear his voice, and that was love in the time of callera.

by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020

We Have All The Time in The World

1: A song sang by the legendary Louis Armstrong. This song was made for the sixth film in the James Bond franchise, On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

2. When your lover dies

James Bond: There's no hurry you see. We have all the time in the world.

by Solidus Snakius January 2, 2021

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021