by Kiribaku is only ship June 28, 2021
A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.
Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
by HandyDandyUSA July 22, 2022
"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."
by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021
by Tyson the douche December 22, 2015
in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.
(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.
(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.
player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?
by mrmustachio March 02, 2024
A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
by mamaswhorecollector September 04, 2019
by Pakistanigirlie February 01, 2025