by Travis F June 15, 2008
The act of changing which country you root for in the Olympics. Usually done when your home country's team is terrible.
Guy 1: Wow USA is terrible at curling! I'm rooting for Switerland.
Guy 2: What? You can't do that.
Guy 1: Yes I can, its an Olympic Adoption.
Guy 2: What? You can't do that.
Guy 1: Yes I can, its an Olympic Adoption.
by Sauerz54 February 23, 2010
1.) A large bitch-fest of Olympic proportions. When multiple women get together and bitch about the things that piss them off. Namely, men and all of the things that revolve around relations with them.
2.) When women in a specific place compete to see who can be the biggest bitch often ending up with cat-fights to the death
2.) When women in a specific place compete to see who can be the biggest bitch often ending up with cat-fights to the death
1.) It was a real Cunt Olympics over at Jen's last night
2.) Guy 1: Man that girl was a total bitch
Guy 2: Yeah, she must have missed her tryout for the Cunt Olympics
2.) Guy 1: Man that girl was a total bitch
Guy 2: Yeah, she must have missed her tryout for the Cunt Olympics
by Investigina April 07, 2010
Guy 1: "Hey man, Im looking for something to light up my sex life."
Guy2: "I gave my old laidy The Olympic Torch, she is still burning over the experience"
Guy2: "I gave my old laidy The Olympic Torch, she is still burning over the experience"
by Jon Romberg March 12, 2012
Similar to a baton but instead of just hooking up with random guys, it's a girl who gets passed around from guy to guy within the same group of dudes.
Dude 1: I just realized that girl I went out with last night has been with 3 other dudes I'm friends with...
Dude 2: Well let's give her the gold. She's definitely an Olympic Baton.
Dude 2: Well let's give her the gold. She's definitely an Olympic Baton.
by FromOneBatontoAnother September 08, 2010
A day in which an individual will abstain from all physical activities, education, or fresh air in order to indulge in the Olympics.
Note: Due to habit and sheer enjoyability, Olympic Days may extend past the Closing Ceremonies.
Note: Due to habit and sheer enjoyability, Olympic Days may extend past the Closing Ceremonies.
Linda called in an Olympic Day to stay in and watch live streaming video of the Olympics
Even though the Olympics were over, Renee still felt like an Olympic Day was in order.
Even though the Olympics were over, Renee still felt like an Olympic Day was in order.
by cappy25 March 24, 2010
When you’re going through a tough time and need to talk to someone. Then that someone turns and says your problems aren’t as bad, that theirs are far worse than yours. Leaving you feeling guilty for how you’re feeling.
You: Sue, I just lost my job and I think I have the virus.
Sue: No big deal, I have diabetes, and heart problems and my cat died last week. I would feel blessed if I was in your place.
You: Dang Sue, this ain't hardship olympics. Friends should be there to listen to each other. All you had to say was “You’ll get through this, I believe in you” .
Sue: No big deal, I have diabetes, and heart problems and my cat died last week. I would feel blessed if I was in your place.
You: Dang Sue, this ain't hardship olympics. Friends should be there to listen to each other. All you had to say was “You’ll get through this, I believe in you” .
by Kiwidragon March 23, 2020