by Derek Larson March 5, 2025
Get the Brooke Montgomerymug. august 5, 2023. a group white men tried to jump a black security guard doing his job. black by standards came from everywhere to help a brotha in need
1) did you hear about the montgomery sweet tea party
2) yea those whites guys fucked around and from found out
2) yea those whites guys fucked around and from found out
by bubz August 7, 2023
Get the montgomery sweet tea partymug. by koolades July 22, 2016
Get the montgomerymug. the perfected art of 1. falling down multiple sets of stairs, able to make the turns necessary to continue down the next flight 2. fake passing out in front of perceived authority figures (such as bosses, teachers, etc.)
(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')
(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')
by xhuman August 26, 2012
Get the Teeyon-Montgomerymug. married to Aria Montgomery. April is a badass bitch and can only tolerate aria. if anyone tries to swing her way she will reject because aria is the love of her life <3
by aria montgomery asf August 22, 2020
Get the april montgomerymug. The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.
Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.
by Mr.X- April 27, 2024
Get the Montgomery Muzzleloadermug. by Karajan April 30, 2020
Get the Josh Montgomerymug.