Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.
Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.
Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.
by THC419 August 4, 2024
Get the mayor turkeymug. 
A Mayor turned live streamer who embodies bold, passionate career changes while dominating any and all competition.
by MayorReynoldsTV January 10, 2021
Get the Mayor Reynoldsmug. 
A higher form of sauce daddy. When there are too many (wannabe) sauce daddies in the area one can be elected to govern the sauce.
When a true sauce daddy takes it to a legislative measure.
One who governs, but overall respects ans reflects the proper usage of said sauce.
When a true sauce daddy takes it to a legislative measure.
One who governs, but overall respects ans reflects the proper usage of said sauce.
Girl 1: "I'm tired of all these trash sauce daddies."
Girl2: "Girl, you need to level up and get yoself a sauce mayor!"
Girl2: "Girl, you need to level up and get yoself a sauce mayor!"
by Saucemayor July 11, 2018
Get the Sauce Mayormug. 
Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.
1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021
Get the Mayor Toddmug.