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Manchester Method

A contraceptive method.
The act of swilling out the vaginal canal with Coca-Cola to prevent conception.
Did you use a condom? Nahh, we used the Manchester Method.
by Coffee Drinker August 19, 2017
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Peel Method

Acquiring respect or acceptance from a group of individuals by doing as little as possible. The opposite of the traditional approach of gaining acceptance through hard work and dedication.

Contrary to the " Real Peel"!
1) I am playing ping pong instead of cleaning washrooms. I am doing the Peel Method!
2) Have you completed your station duties? Someone else can, I am doing the Peel Method!
by 9290 May 16, 2020
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Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.
"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"
by Kmeelain September 14, 2009
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Scientific Method

person one: "hey dude I dont know how to figure out how thos works"

person two: "dude, just use the scientific method"

person one: "ah, fuck around, find out. alsomost forgot"
by Filbo Ogies September 17, 2020
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Webster Method

A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.

Excellent work, you are now crab free.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?

Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.
by EvilEye93 August 19, 2020
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The Dorchester Method

A method of driving where the driver cuts through a gas station or other parking lot to skip a red light on a turn.
Friend 1: “Yo the lights red, hit The Dorchester Method”
Friend 2: “Word, imma cut through this Cumbys”
by Pogfish19 September 8, 2021
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The Elevator Method

This sexual position is guaranteed to be a sensational climax. Hold the girl up to the wall while holding her up with your hands placed under her thighs. Then just go full primal instincts and beat that shit up. When you feel tired and need a break bring her up to level 69, raise her up while keeping her against the wall and perform oral. Then bring her back down to pound town. Repeat as you wish. Bonus points while performing this in an actual elevator.
Dude me and Cindy tried The Elevator Method and she squirted on me like a pressure washer.
by Dildo_Swagginzz April 26, 2019
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